What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What day is your mom always right?