What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?