What vegetables make the best music?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?