How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which insect is the smartest?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?