Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?