What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What tree has the most bark?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?