Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?