Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What type of music do frogs listen to?