Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
It's Crowded!
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a fish without an eye?