What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What animals make the best students?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?