Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?