How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How can you make 7 even?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?