What math figure is also in the band?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?