Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How did the tree get lost?