Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?