Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?