Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How did the toad die?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How does one gelatin greet another?