What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
When does a horse talk?
What insect runs away from everything?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?