What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the foal cough?
How are teens like cats?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is an insect's favorite game?