Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do cats love to work?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?