Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What birds always travel in twos?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where was Noah born?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What animal has the most fun?