How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?